Boxed Wine “Not So Bad” After Good Line

23 05 2010

Dustgunner Raich and Pantsless Vonesh were delighted and surprised that the $7.99 box of Cabernet they purchased at Albertson’s went down smoothly after a good line of cocaine.

“At first I would’ve said it was simple, overly fruity and sugary, but it really opened up after I put two rails of premium Colombian marching powder up my nose,” said Dustgunner Raich.

“The finish was sublime, and the lack of baby powder in the cocaine responded superbly to the nose of the Cab,” enthused Pantsless Vonesh.

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