Foreskin Restoration Camp Introducing Newest Rite

15 09 2011

A new addition to Black Rock City this year, Foreskin Restoration Camp is focused on contributing to this year’s theme. “Our goal is to make men whole,” claims camp leader Les Glans. Supplied by morgues from South America, Glans hopes he and his team of doctors can reattach foreskins to as many men that want one. “We have a variety of colors and sizes,” says Glans. “Just come into our hermetically sealed yurt to pick one.”

Friction, controversy and protest came to a head with their placement next to Camp Mohel. Counter protests, led by a foreskin restoration support group known as RECAP – Recover a Penis – were quickly approaching a climax as of press time.