A Shroom Survey: How Will Budget Cuts Affect Your Burn?

28 06 2010


1. Center Camp secretly switching to Folgers

2. Fireworks replaced with sparklers

3. Tuna camp switching to tilapia

4. Hired Paul Oakenfold’s 2nd cousin,  Mike

5. Condom turned inside-out, used again

6. All supplies bought at 99 cent store

7. Got RV without plasma screen

8. Switching to crack cocaine

9. Domes not geodesic

10. Downgrading designer drugs to generic brand