Artist's awesome rendering by Eric Stilan
The Shroom has learned through a reliable source* that the BORG will announce the 2012 Burning Man theme is ‘Jumping the Shark’.
Henry Winkler – whose beloved (and gay) son Halcyon is a longtime Burner – has agreed to attend his very first Burning Man in character as The Fonz and will be the very first grand marshall for the festival.
Ron Howard’s directorial schedule will prevent him from attending, but he will be sending his brother Clint in his stead. As of press time, it was unknown if Potsie, Ralph Malph and Chachi would also be attending.
* One of our staffer’s sister’s ex-girlfriend’s frenemy’s dog’s acupuncturist, who also treats Larry Harvey’s werewolves.
The Shroom 
This is obviously fake. Everyone knows 2011 was the last year for Burning Man and “Larry Harvey” (really a version of Dr. Dre, a gifted shape-shifting vampire) is starting on a new project, Smoldering Person.
Halcyon is GAY?
Halcyon can date a porn star, but he’s still GAY. I mean gay, GAY!
What is a shark?
are we just going to skip over the whole “end of the world” thing then?
I never liked Happy Days until I the Jump the Shark episode! That’s when it really took off. The suspense was incredible. I had no idea if The Fonz would survive.
*SPOILER ALERT*
He did! It was so unexpectedly awesome. I hope Burning Man Jumps the Shark in 2012 🙂
This was the year that Death guild was finally going to be on theme!!
burning man officially jumped the shark in 2007 when it sent paul addis to jail. that’s when the community was totally plit in half and the borg revealed it’s true, ugly face.
you could really say it was dead by 2000, but the faithful kept the body alive until 07.
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