Burning Man Fucks Up Fantasy Football Draft…Again

19 09 2011

For the 8th consecutive year, your fantasy football league scheduled your draft during Burning Man. Held in Las Vegas on the night of the Burn, your dickhead friends forced you to use Yahoo’s Autodraft function. For your $200 entry fee you ended up drafting Tiki Barber, Plaxico Burress, 3 kickers, the Houston Texans’ defense, Carson Palmer, Steve Smith (not the good one) and Tim Tebow.

Despite the shitty draft results, your team name, 3 E’s and a Cloud of Dust, made you laugh.




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