Cubs Give Up on Season, Attend Burning Man

16 09 2011

Mired in their 105th consecutive year of World Series futility, the Chicago Cubs have decided to party at Burning Man rather than finish out the season or commit Harry Caray. One Cub, who gave only his Playa name, Zambro, said that he was looking forward to taking in the art and hunting for Tuna Camp rather than watching his teammates mail it in for the last month. “Burning Man backwards is Nam Gninrub!!! Now let’s have an ice cold Budweiser! Holy Cow!” added Zambro, right before he fell asleep. While most of the team had no set plans, many of the pitchers and catchers made a beeline for Jiffy Lube.




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