World’s Largest Shrew Files World’s Largest Harassment Suit

15 10 2010

RENO, NV – A sexual harassment lawsuit was filed in federal court today in Reno in which everyone who attended Burning Man in 2009 was named. The suit stems from an incident at last year’s Burning Man festival when some angry little shrew got her panties all wadded up about getting spanked at the greeter’s station.

Rather than accept the spanking in the spirit of fun, greeting and acceptance in which it was intended, the uptight woman preferred to have a hissy fit. “She really wigged out. I don’t understand it, we didn’t even haul out the big paddle,” said head greeter Bridget the Widget. The Shrew’s world class uptightness didn’t end at the greeter’s station. Her complaint extended to the events within the city as well. According to the suit filed by her lawyer, David Cheetham of the Orange County, California firm Dewey, Cheetham & Howe, the persistent nudity, sex-themed theme camps, and constant innuendo at the festival comprised a hostile environment and/or quid pro quo situation 24/7.

According to eyewitness accounts the woman wandered into the neighborhood of every single sex-themed camp. This included a craning of the neck at Beaver Eating Competition Camp, a kneel down and raised eyebrow at Jiffy Lube, and a mouth agape and drooling reaction to many many other camps. Often times her lips would contradictorily (sic) curl in disgust and desire. Said Widget, “I’m all for one picking and choosing when and how to be sexual or sexually aroused or creeped out, but the things that came out of that little c**t’s mouth…I swear I wanted to bitch slap her and throw her covered in honey into a cuddle puddle.”




7 responses

15 10 2010
Shelley Carlson

She went for one reason and one reason only – to set up a sueyourbutttoclosebm

May she burn for this

15 10 2010
John Morrison

I agree with Shelley. So toxic!

15 10 2010
oh kay

kids kids kids – did you read the law firm’s name? Just read it out loud and you will see you’ve been HAD…lol as they say…..!

17 10 2010

Sadly, this is very close to the reason that the greeters have to give out coupons for spankings instead of the real thing…as if any of us has the attention span to redeem a coupon….

17 10 2010

Dig the (3) Stooges reference. Don’t dig thinking that some fish might be so out of water that this could actually happen.

28 12 2010

I believe greeters should simply shoot everyone as enters to Man Burning. Then no problems.

28 12 2010

Disturbed lady… it is unimportant what her goal is. She cannot stop this as long as she is identified.
This tantrum shall pass.

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