Incestuous Camp Sex Actually Incest

29 09 2010

Disorient, BRC – After spending the night in a dark tent fucking like depraved bunny rabbits, brother and sister Arrow Chrome and Minerva Steel were horrified to wake up spooning each other in the a.m.

The couple siblings awoke around 9am completely naked with Arrow Chrome sporting terrific morning-wood. They were 5 minutes into languid morning sex before realizing that the intracamp promiscuity had gone horribly, horribly wrong.

The brother and sister, who share approximately 50% of the same DNA, as well as 100% of Arrow Chrome’s DNA from the previous evening, were barebacking it, as they had run through an entire 6 pack of condoms the night before.

“I was getting done from behind – hard – and I thought my brother’s moans were coming from an adjacent tent,” Minerva said in between retching.

“When she laughed and said, ‘I can hear Arrow fucking someone in another tent’, I growled to her, ‘Baby, I’m right here, and I’m deep in your pussy,’” said Mr. Chrome while vigorously scrubbing his dick with a Brillo pad. “That’s when we realized we were committing incest.”

The siblings in slighlty less awkward times

The hook-up had occurred after a massive cuddle puddle in the camp dome during a set by the aptly named DJ Lu5h Bunny.

“We love to cuddle puddle together here in Disorient. Sometimes this leads to a hook-up, so it’s understandable that it happened” said camp leader and French liberal bon vivant, The Eye. He added, “Even so, this is gross as shit.”

Previous camp hook-ups had included threesomes, foursomes, group sex, sex with a power sander, solo orgasms on sub-woofers, mutual-loathing masturbation and had included nearly every possible permutation of consensual pleasuring.

The couple siblings had sucked, fucked, rimmed, felched, stroked, throbbed, moaned, licked and spread their love juices all over each other throughout the entire sexy evening.

“It’s too bad,” said one or both of the siblings. “That was the best anal sex of my life.”

As of press time, the couple siblings were unaware they would be having mutant web-toed triplets in 9 months.

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3 responses

29 09 2010
Warren Peace

See, this is why I don’t go to Burning Man!

28 12 2010
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28 12 2010
Stazny

Isn’t there a theme camp for this?

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