2011 theme: Jersey Shore Man

21 08 2010

Artist rendering of 2011 Man by Art of Dang http://www.facebook.com/TheArtOfDang

By Magellan the Gone

August 21, 2010

San Francisco, CA – A highly placed source within the BORG administration has leaked next year’s theme to The Shroom. It was unclear if the theme was a done deal but the source was sufficiently concerned about high-level meetings and a possible hook-up between the BORG and “a media conglomerate that began by playing music videos.”

Not pictured but rumored to be in the works for 2011: Spray tans at Center Camp, Jiffy Smoosh, Laundry facilities and a gym. The BRC Dubstep Association voiced concerns that their beats might be beat back.

The source acted out of a growing concern in the Burner community that Burning Man was going to become too commercial next year. Other sources confimed that they had heard that, but were unsure where

Reaction on the Espalanade was mixed, but one DJ said, “It’s so nice to see one of the ‘Best DJ’ Nominees finally put on a pedestal.”




2 responses

25 08 2010
Green Monkey

I’m going to need bigger hair

13 05 2013
Art for The Shroom, 2010 | theartofdang

[…] The art of dang is proud to contribute to another fine exposé by The Shroom. […]

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