Larry Harvey Testing the Free Agent Market

8 07 2010

Free agent LeBron Larry Harvey will announce his decision on where he will spend the next five years of his professional festival life during a joint press conference on ShroomTV and TV Free Burning Man.

Early reports indicate that the Burning Man founder is weighing offers from his beloved hometown Black Rock City, upstarts Lightning in a Bottle and the resurgent Jazzfest. Other big name free agents such as Madonna, Deadmau5 & Al Gore were attempting to lure him away from Burning Man with the promise of high profile championships and a bigger global brand name. Sources said that corporate interests were sweetening the pot with additional perks that were thought to include Nike, passages of Malibu & Paris Hilton’s vagina.

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