Editorial: Parents of Campmate Actually Cooler Than Campmate

26 06 2010

Campmates of Disorient Camper Shaggy reported that his first-time Burner parents were hipper and more fun than their son.”We were kinda unsure about a pair of 60-something lawyers being part of the camp,” said Bacchus. “But they could really party.”

Other campers mentioned the pair giving dual massages, displaying extraordinary culinary skills and telling riotous stories about their exploits with Timothy Leary in the Sixties. “We’re glad Shaggy camps with us,” said The Eye. “Otherwise we might not have met his parents.




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