Kid Totally Thinks She’s at Circus

After witnessing a plethora of people in elaborate costumes and make-up, stilt-walkers, trapeze artists and jugglers, 5-year old camper Bean was proud to report that she was really having fun at the circus. Whether holding her breath during the aerial acrobats of Lucent Dossier, laughing with joy at the colorful hoopers or grabbing her mom’s hand frightfully at the fire breathers, Bean never stopped being entertained despite her slightly mistaken belief.

Bean’s Dad said, “We tried to explain to her where we really were, but the concept of lightning in a bottle was a little too abstract for her at this age.” Prior to the event her parents had described Lighting in a Bottle as a Magical Forest Adventure. In attempting to explain why her puppy couldn’t come with them they told her that the website said that dogs were not welcome, but elephants and giraffes were allowed.

Giggling delightedly, Bean said that she was really looking forward to seeing the lions and eating some cotton candy.

Tens of People Descend Upon Santa Barbara for LIB

Santa Barbara – Tens of people were spotted wandering around the Live Oak campgrounds today while several more were seen waiting at the shuttle stop in the parking lot.

The small crowd, who apparently scored in the bottom percentile in both email comprehension and ticket reading skills, had previously been spotted wearing feather boas and eating pistachio nuts on the Playa.

A DO Lab organizer stated that they had posted a note on the gates, but allowed that it might have blown away.

LIB After-Party at Irvine Dave & Buster’s

IRVINE, CA – The highly entertaining party, dining & fun chain for adults proudly announced it would be hosting the Official DO Lab Lightning in a Bottle After-Party sponsored by Captain Morgan’s®.  “It is about time that these two hugely profitable enterprises banded together,” said D&B spokesperson Ashley Johnson. “In the name of Leaving It Better!” TM

The Official DO Lab Lightning in a Bottle After-Party sponsored by Captain Morgan’s® would be open to all LIB participants for an additional $20 not including parking. Games would include shuffleboard, pool, bumper cars and $5 Evian water bottle specials. Said DO Lab spokesperson Machiavelli, “It may sound cliché, but everyone’s a winner in the Dave & Buster’s arcade. That’s why we have an entire section dedicated to, well, winners like you. Use the gaming tickets you’ve won in the arcade and redeem them for anything from cool toys to high-tech gadgets to Steampunk gear.”

Official DO Lab Lightning in a Bottle After-Party sponsored by Captain Morgan’s® hopes to become an annual event according to organizers. “We are strongly focused on sustainability,” said Johnson. “At least when it comes to profits.”