Yogi Vima’s morning meditation ritual was goddamn interrupted again by those goddamned dubstep DJ’s according to several campmates.
“I was really opening up my chakras when I just felt this dark intrusion,” she said. “Y’know, Ommmmmmm-whoomp-whoomp-whoomp, Om-whoomp-whoomp-whoomp.” Local DJs said they were unaware of any goddamn noise complaints or spiritual interruptions.
“Ganesha damned DJs,” Vima declared. “Why can’t they be finding their nectar in something besides bass?”